Kraft Singles, Subway & Hot Pockets Food Recalls at Comedy Central

It's not every day that you can get your fast food recall information at Comedy Central. Yet on February 20, that is precisely what they addressed (in rather amusing fashion), as a trifecta of well-known and established American food products were recalled, albeit for widely different reasons.

In my view, the oddest - and most interesting - was Subway's decision to recall its sandwiches because the bread contained a chemical that was also used in exercise mats.

Seriously? Why would anyone even think that including such a chemical would be a good idea in both things?

Kraft decided to recall its American cheese singles because they wanted to include a more robust mold retardant. (Eew).

Lastly - and despite being the most dangerous of the three, it was also the most "normal" of the 3 recalls - Hot Pockets were recalled due to containing contaminated beef.